Tell me something about yourself.
I do bad things, but I do them well.
I never thought I had such an exciting life, before I heard what people talk about me.
Everyone who knows me can be divided into two groups: those who like me and those who still don’t know me.
You know that you’re doing something wrong when no one hates you. I wish that running and I could be friends forever.
I think my fridge will have revenge on me by coming to my room, opening my door, staring at me for 3 minutes and then leaving again. 🙂
I’ve learned I don’t know anything. Have also learned that people will pay for what I know. Life is good 🙂
What’s your return policy?
Return any of my opinions and thoughts about business development and life–no questions asked–within 30 days of reading it. I even pay return shipping. 🙂
Do you ship oversees and to P.O. boxes?
Nope, let’s try to conserve our forest resources by not printing anything.
Do you have customer service?
Of course! I am available to answer your questions 24/7/365.