Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Tell me something about yourself.

I do bad things, but I do them well.

I never thought I had such an exciting life, before I heard what people talk about me.

Everyone who knows me can be divided into two groups: those who like me and those who still don’t know me.

You know that you’re doing something wrong when no one hates you. I wish that running and I could be friends forever.

I think my fridge will have revenge on me by coming to my room, opening my door, staring at me for 3 minutes and then leaving again. 🙂

I’ve learned I don’t know anything.  Have also learned that people will pay for what I know.  Life is good 🙂

What’s your return policy?

Return any of my opinions and thoughts about business development and life–no questions asked–within 30 days of reading it. I even pay return shipping. 🙂

Do you ship oversees and to P.O. boxes?

Nope, let’s try to conserve our forest resources by not printing anything.

Do you have customer service?

Of course! I am available to answer your questions 24/7/365.